things i don't want to be.

there are many things i want to be, but there are some things i DON'T want to be (not exhaustive):
1. a russian or chinese gymnast training for the olympics (not to mention it would be physically impossible :)
2. any closer to a particular relative than i already am
3. allergic to greasy, salty foods of the asian variety
4. in a mexican, north korean, chinese or another country's prison with no due process
5. a butterface
6. have a degenerative disease of any sort
7. playing in shanghai traffic
8. have amnesia or Alzheimer's (my memory is quite important to me)
9. wonder what could have been on my death bed.